Actor Charlie Sheen said in Florida he is short one "goddess."
Sheen, continuing his traveling "Violent Torpedo of Truth" variety show at the BankAtlantic Center in Ft. Lauderdale Saturday, said "goddess" Rachel "Bree" Olson broke up with him via text message.
The fired star of the television comedy "Two and a Half Men" said he would like to hug troubled actress Lindsay Lohan and tell her that everything would be all right.
Sheen also said he wants his old job back.

His guests included former NBA player Dennis Rodman and comedian Jeff Ross, who said he is used to roasting "classier people," and challenged Sheen's rants of "winning."
"If you're winning, there must be something wrong with the scoreboard," Ross said.
Sheen's show hasn't won much praise, but he continues to draw fans.
"I was curious. And like every American male, I fantasize about all of things he's about, like the sex, the drugs and the prostitution," said Mike Zyla, 40, of Deerfield Beach.
Zyla said bad reviews of the show didn't bother him.
"I spent the money. I knew what I was in for," Zyla said.
Sheen told the audience billionaire Donald Trump allegedly gave him a set of fake cuff links. He offered gift-givers a bit of advice.
"Don't give fake jewelry to someone who can figure out if it's fake," Sheen said.

Source: Official Wire